The cinnamon buns in your hair start to grow mold

I put this image on the wardi.dk page yesterday. It was in need of some decoration. :-)

I'm absolutely knackered, so my intentions of getting some emails written tonight will lead nowhere. If you're expecting an email from me, I must ask for your patience a little longer.

Instead you can have a read of this geeky Star Wars thing sent to me in an email from one of my friends. It's long, I must confess; and I even shortened it to get rid of the not so funny bits. If you want, I'd happy to send the whole thing to you. ;-)

Right, I'm off to snuggle under a blanket in front of the telly.

You can recite *all* the dialogue from the trilogy.
You watch the entire trilogy at least once a month.
You wonder why the SW theme never makes it into those "clasical collections."
Whenever you went to the beach with your friends, you always walked single file, to hide your numbers.
You've written several letters to the Prime Minister recommending that he dissolve the council, put power in the hands of the regional governors, and let fear keep the local systems in line.
When trying unsuccessfully to snare that last Cheerio floating in your cereal bowl, you remarked, "The Force is strong with this one."
On Halloween, you would never dress as: Luke, Han Solo, Leia, Vader, Chewie, Threepio, Artoo.
However, you would dress as: Wedge, Porkins, Crix Madine, that spider droid from Jabba's palace that fat dancer from Jabba's palace, Sy Snootles, the Cantina bartender. The monster in the trash compactor, Boba Fett, An Imperial probe droid.
You've been pulled over by a policeman, and when asked to see your driver's license you replied, "You don't need to see my identification." And when he asks about your two friends in the back "They're for sale, if you want them."
You have held up an onion ring and said, "Look sir...droids!"
While sitting on the couch with your girlfriend, she comments about being cold. So, naturally, you slice open the side of the cushion and stuff her in.
You answer the phone "Die wanna wanga?"
Whenever you buy a new appliance, you make sure to get one that speaks Bocce.
When someone apologizes to you, you choke him and tell him that you accept his apology.
You ride your motorbike through the forest at top speed, and survive after throwing yourself off just before it hits a tree.
You've 'wielded' a flashlight and made humming sounds.
You wave your hand purposefully and 'use the force' to open and close automatic doors or elevator doors.
When accelerating your car to enter the motorway, you tell your passengers to strap in and prepare for light speed.
Your significant other dumps you because every time she/he says, "I love you" you always respond, "I know."
When leaving a restaurant, you can't resist signing Boba Fett or Darth Vader in the guestbook.
You went through a state of depression when Chewie died (EU).
You look at "big hairy carpets" with more respect than before.
You speak Huttese.
You could have sworn you saw bantha tracks during your trip to the grand canyon.
Every time somebody sneezes, you say, "May the force be with you."
The cinnamon buns in your hair start to grow mold.
You refer to money as credits without trying to.
You respond to any mention of the legality of something with "I will make it legal."
You start reliving the speeder bike chase on your motorbike.
Someone tells you your car is old and beat-up, you reply "She'll do .5 past light speed..."
You refer to getting off the motorway as coming out of hyperspace.
Someone says they will try to do something you automatically respond "Do or do not. There is no try."
The last time a cute guy tried to hug you, your hands were dirty.
When your mom asks you to clean your room, you say "Leave that to me."
You have a long braid in you hair like Obi-Wan in E1.You call your boss/teacher "Master"
You went to the nearest recruiting centre and asked to be assigned to the 121st TIE squadron
While listening to the soundtrack without knowing the name of the song you are listening to, you know exactly what's happening while it’s playing.
In foreign language class, you tell the teacher, "Hey! If I'm fluent in over six million forms of communication, then how come I'm getting such a bad grade in this class?"
When your friends confide in you and tell you their deepest, darkest secrets, you say, "You are far too trusting."
When your dad says, "You will do as I tell you, I am your father," you begin to scream uncontrollably and shout, "NOOOO! It's not true! That's impossible!!" at the top of your lungs.
You now want to become an astronaut to see if there really is a Lando system.
Obi-Wan Kenobi and Yoda come to you in your dreams and give you advice about tough situations you're dealing with.
Yoda's little sayings have had a profound impact on your life and you abide by them religiously.
You've created lyrics to the songs in Star Wars.
Instead of saving for college, you save up for Star Wars stuff you plan to buy.
Anyone who doesn't like Star Wars you proclaim is an Imperial.
As a child, whenever you had broken something, your response was always, "It must've had a self-destruct mechanism. I didn't hit it that hard."
You've refused to enter a cave/cavern/tunnel without a handgun and a large stick.
When you waited for a friend to catch up with you, you told him to hurry up or he'd be a permanent resident.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Star Wars.